StaticBeth first came to the KNAC.COM chatroom in August or September of 2000. Her first nick was HoneyDewMelons then she became known as BethBanger. Now she's known as StaticBeth or Super StaticBeth. In fact, PhilthyPhil even made up a slogan for that nick! "I'm Super StaticBeth, activate my penis melting tit ray!" Now she's registered Bethalicious. Beth, who is single and has two frogs and a rodent named after former WWF Women's Champion Chyna, lives in Boston, Massachusetts. As she puts it, "The home of Aerosmith and Godsmack *GAG*" She first began listening to KNAC.COM and frequenting the chatroom while she was

working at a "shitty FM talk station." She used KNAC to kill time at work because she hated everyone she worked with! When it comes to the DJs at KNAC, Beth enjoys the shows of PhilthyPhil "because he's a dirty man" and LongPaul "He's as dirty as Phildo." She also likes Love Songs with TheRack "She's my sister of metal" and "The Wildside" with Diana Deville, "She plays Whitesnake, Quiet Riot and Ratt. You know you can't do better than that!" Beth's fave roomies include CinnamonGirl "One of my best friends", LivingDeadGirl "The first roomie I ever met in person", Darksider "Who followed someone with me on a bootie call when I was in LA", Jebus "He slays me at times", Schiesskopf, DaddysGirl "Hump my leg", PaulyD "Do I make you horny? Yeah baby yeah", dvlgrl "She's my lezzie" and DanziGirl. Beth's favorite bands include Guns N' Roses, Marilyn Manson, Beautiful Creatures, Rob Zombie, Babes in Toyland, Type O Negative, Static-X (where she gets her nick from), The Union Underground, Disturbed, Danzig and Nine Inch Nails. She also says that despite what people say she likes Limp Bizkit. "Significant Other is a good CD so fuck off." While she's been to many a memorable concert *EG*, Beth says her all time favorite show was Guns N' Roses on December 6, 1991

at the Worcester Centrum in Worcester, MA. "Soundgarden opened and they totally kicked ass. No one knew who they were at the time. Chris Cornell looked hot then too with his long hair and baby blue eyes...yummy! An hour later GN'R took the stage, the lights went down and there he was... my man Axl Rose. I looked up at him

and cried like a Japanese girl at a Michael Jackson concert. I sang as loud as I possibly could (which resulted in me losing my voice the next day) and stood for their entire show. No other show could possibly compare to that concert...ever!" When we asked Beth about the funniest thing that's ever happened to her in the chatroom she replied with the most disturbing thing. "Sometime last year TDAWG pm'd me and gave me the link to his webpage. I went to his webpage and came across a link that required a password. So he gives me the password and the page takes me to pics of his dick. I thought I was going to fucking puke! First of all, he should have warned me about that. Second, if you are going to flaunt yourself on the internet, make sure you are well hung like Tommy Lee or Peter Steele. I'll never forget that as long as I live. And no, TDAWG has not been nor ever will be added to my penis page!" DOH! We also asked Beth to reveal something special or freaky about herself. She told us that she used to have what is called a vertical hood piercing but she took it out because "after awhile you lose feeling down there." Beth also revealed that she can wiggle her nose like a bunny rabbit. "Much better than that mouth/nose twitch thing that Samantha did on Bewitched." Besides KNAC on the net, Beth visits Metal Sludge, The Pimp Rock Palace, 1Wrestling.com, StormandBirdsey.com, Groupie Central and her Yahoo Club http://clubs.yahoo.com/clubs/stormandbirdsey. Usually, we ask people to tell why KNAC.COM is special to them. Beth's reply was forthright but not in the usual vein. "Well, to be honest, it doesn't feel that special anymore. It seems more segregated than anything. It used to be a community where you could hang out and have fun. Now there seems to be more fighting, cattiness and backstabbing. Don't get me wrong, I've met a lot of cool people. But there are others I wish I'd never met at all. The music will always kick ass though!"